INTRODUCTION
Over the years this only happened to me once so I guess it deserves to be posted and I’d like to mention that this is nothing emotional just showing appreciation, is showing appreciation a sign of emotion? Ohh and I’d also like to mention that I am not gay haha don’t know abt the other guy who has a role in the story and a big one as a matter of fact, maybe its because he wrote it. Here are some explanatory about the roles in the story, the main man Star player He’s called Star because he shines and twinkles and too far away to be reached by mere mortals hahaha, be a sport and just bear with it, will you. Its not often that I say things like that ohh wait I do mention them a lot. Moving on the second role is called or preferred to be called Shahriman Latiff don’t ask me why, now Shahriman Latiff is a gay I mean is a guy that I’ve known for a long time and he’s also the writer of the particular story and I like to thank you for writing this fun story. Lastly there’s the princess who apparently became a lesbian after the death of Star Player (happens in the story, *the death) because of the fact that she couldn’t love any other guy which is I’d say not at all surprising and is not mentioned in the story, I wonder why. The other roles were just not important enough or worth to be mentioned. Enjoy…
The Adventures of STAR player.
By Shahriman Latif
Once upon a time, in a kingdom ruled under a
monarchy, there lived a simple peasant-boy by the
name of STAR player. He's a simple young man with
simple needs, and lives through the simple means
of farming wheat and some apple trees.
And he lives his life going about doing peasant-ly
business.
Then, one cotton candy day, the peasant boy STAR
player caught a glimpse of the princess of the
kingdom, and was utterly captivated by her
unearthly beauty.
"Indeed she is the most beautiful girl I have ever
seen," though STAR player to himself, while
scratching the crack of his buttocks in the manner
only peasants can.
And so he ambled home, and met with his neighbour,
the industrious grape-farmer Shahriman Latif.
And so it came to be that they sat together for
drinks, and STAR player related the story to his
neighbour.
"Shahriman, I have something to tell you," STAR
player paused dramatically, "I have fallen in love..."
Shahriman was stunned by this relevation and
replied "Well, STAR player...I know we've know
each other for years...but I didn't know you had
those kind of feelings for me..."
"Not with YOU, half-wit!" bellowed STAR player,
"With the princess! Those wondrous raven hair,
eyes as clear as pirated DVD movies, lips as red
as blood, skin as soft as..."
"Uh-huh..." interrupted Shahriman, "You're just
attracted to her bewildering ass, aren't you?"
"Yeah, that's about right..."
And so Shahriman Latif advised his dear friend
gently about how a peasant boy would never marry a
princess.
"I'd have a better chance of punching God in the
face and live to boast about it than you having a
chance at the princess. Don't take it personally,
friend. It's the way it works," was how Shahriman
Latif put it to STAR player.
And so, dejected, STAR player started a movement
to change the political structure of the kingdom.
He introduced the concept of "Social Mobility" and
"Seperation Of Powers". He also introduced a
revolutionary social model of "classless society".
His clandestine movement grew more popular among
the masses, much to the chagrin of the monarchy,
who actually thought they could rule forever by
providing non-existent education system laced with
propaganda. And so the monarchy wished to remove
the upstart peasant STAR player from the political
map.
Then, one day came a knock on his door, and all
the King's men and all the King's horses were at
his front door, lead by his neighbour, Shahriman
Latif.
"Shahriman!" cried STAR player, "How could you
betray me like this?!"
"I'm sorry, dear friend," replied an emotional
Shahriman, "They left me no choice! They
threatened to provide me with a Datukship and
acres upon acres of land if I provided the
information leading to your capture!"
"That's doesn't sound so threatening to me!"
shouted STAR player as the King's men beated him
into near death, "You're a backstabber!"
"I can't help it, old friend!" sobbed Shahriman as
he witnessed his friend beaten into a pulp, "I'm
Malay, it's in our nature to lie and backstab!"
"Oh..." gasped STAR player in his dying breath,
"Then, I forgive you my friend. It's not your
fault..."
And so it came to be that the honest, humble STAR
player was a victim of political assasination, and
soon after Shahriman Latif found himself publicly
executed after he, too fell victim to political
backstabbing.
THE END.
Yup. That is my story for you. Thank you
