I knew I had to post this up. This is just too entertaining and amazing and witty and ingenious. You know, not anyone can come up with something as great as this regardless of him being boastful. Taken from wikiquote, quoted…obviously by the greatest boxer everr.
Last night I had a dream, When I got to Africa,I had one hell of a rumble.
I had to beat Tarzan’s behind first,
For claiming to be King of the Jungle.
For this fight, I’ve wrestled with alligators,
I’ve tussled with a whale.
I done handcuffed lightning
And throw thunder in jail.
You know I’m bad.
just last week, I murdered a rock,
Injured a stone, Hospitalized a brick.
I’m so mean, I make medicine sick.
I’m so fast, man,
I can run through a hurricane and don't get wet.
When George Foreman meets me,
He’ll pay his debt.
I can drown the drink of water, and kill a dead tree.
Wait till you see Muhammad Ali.
