C

/*instead of learning though due to the current incapability to learn*/

/*I bring you this*/

/*Comments, comments, comments*/

Preprocessor, #include libraries ,

Main (), Int main (), main void (), void main (),

{{{ }}}

Functions called by other functions,

Arguments, multiple arguments, parentheses,

Brain paralysis, brain dead, static now stagnant,

Still, unproductive, motivation tumbling downhill,

Boss’s footsteps approaching, fear now lurking,

Compilers, functions, declarations, variables…

Statements must end with;

Semicolon, colonoscopy, painful memories,

If (understand ) {

Printf (“hooray!”);

Else (still don’t understand)

Printf (“read again and again”);

}

Scanf, scanf, can of ass,

User defined functions?!!

Curly brackets, int, char, double, float, count, if, else, while…

Modifiers: short, long, signed, unsigned…???

Arrays, trays, erase, oh God I pray!

Loop, loop, loop, aloof, aloof, lost and going in loops,

Statements, values, confusions, conducive to concussions,

Heartaches, nerds, geeks, make me one of you;

Int long, int short, int long long,

Once upon an integer,

\n \n \n ,\t,\\, print a back slash,

%d, %s, %c, %x,%u,%%,

>, <, ==, <=, =>;

Printf, printf, printf;

Lower case, upper case

For (a=1; a <= 5; a = a + 1)

{

For (b=1; b <= a; b = b + 1)

Printf(“%d”, a);

Printf(“\n”);

}

Output:

Error, Error,ERROR!

Oh the horror!

Though the optimist,

The protagonist will continue…

To endeavour…with hope however...? :)