First of its Kind

Drock: man, why do you insist on blurting out nonsense and saying things that’ll just make you appear stupid? Brosco was just being nice to when you uttered those complete nonsense which also happen to contradict what you said before that.

Manuel: what, don’t you think that it’s fun…? I enjoyed the company and I wanted the conversation to last longer. Besides, we’d get to see how people respond to it.

Drock: well, I think it’s dumb. You know clearly how people will view you after that….right? It would be even harder for you to keep company in the future, if this goes on.

Manuel: I don’t care, bitch. Not now, right now, I am carefree.

Origami: Guys, my head is still heavy from last night and I went to many magnificent colorful places, places that even exceed imagination.

Drock: we believe you, simply because we’ve been to those places before hahaha.

Manuel: Hey Ori, what is the color of light?

Origami (heavy headed): erm, something that lights up the dark? That should be the color of light, right.

Manuel: Goon answer, ori!

Origami: You know what I realized? I like, ‘strawberry fields’ or whatever they call it. From now on I am just going to feel good. Spend all my time on feeling good and spend all my money to feel good. Screw the everyday 9-5 job. Screw the people. My dad told me to enjoy every second of my life, now I know what he meant. This feels so right, I am happy I found life’s true meaning.

Drock: that was a mouthful, despite the fact that you won’t remember any of the things you just said in a few hours time.

Manuel: there’s no use questioning someone who’s numb. Hey Drock, lets go somewhere else man. He answers even when he's not questioned. That’s not right.

Origami: The masses aren’t right most of the time. They’re just followers of fools. Remember guys, there’s only pain and pleasure in this life. Choose pleasure instead.

Manuel: very profound Ori. We are all hedonistic after all. I mean most people whether they’re aware of it or not. I prefer being a utilitarianist. Sounds cooler doesn’t it?

Origami: Ouchh! The sun up there is pinning me down, I feel weak and my head feels like it’s about to burst. I better leave now. This is me avoiding pain guys. See yea.

Drock: alright, later then. Avoid pain while you still can. Bye-bye.
Manuel, look there goes Jin and Joy. Word is, these two are so low on confidence that they seized to care about their appearance and they built an invisible shell on how close one can get to them. They shower though. Try questioning them, just don’t get too close.

Manuel: Guys, I heard that a monk in China chose not to shower. She believed that by doing so, it’ll help her with the longevity of her life. But I think she’s already dead now. Do you think her speculations had any truth in it?

Jin and Joy: …….

Drock: Ha-ha, Nice going man. They just walked away and hated you. People are so sensitive and full of themselves. Having said that, I think you got too close to them. I told you to keep a distance. They usually respond when they’re talked to.

Manuel: I figured that it would be disrespectful to talk from afar. It was a dumb question anyways. Isn’t it weird that I am talking to you?

Drock: you’ve started questioning me now?

Manuel: isn’t it weird talking to you when you and I are one?

Drock: it would seem so. I’ll be gone in a short time though. I can’t be with you all the time you know.

Manuel: yeah I can feel the effects wearing off already. It gets lonely and dark you know, not having company and when I am with you ideas just keep flowing in and my mind keeps active, the things around me so lively and colorful. Not to worry; I will find you again.